Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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