How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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