The maid of honor just puked.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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