let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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