The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
