Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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