I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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