a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
My dick has a subreddit
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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