NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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