If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize
