Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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Spinning.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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