ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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