That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
It's Friday. Sex?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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