Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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