they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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