is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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