Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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