I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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