come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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