so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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