I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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