S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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