But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
ttyl tear gas
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
