A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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