Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
3pm strippers are depressing
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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