is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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