I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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