Midget sex pt 2 tonight
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
