Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Randomize
