So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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