Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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