He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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