Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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