The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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