can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I think people are normalizing furries
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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