Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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