Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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