R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Randomize
