I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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