I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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