Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Randomize
