Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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