At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
