I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
