I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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