I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Its about making memories worth repressing
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
My balls are so social today.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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