so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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