how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Life is so much better after having sex.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize