dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
