Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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