ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Farmville is her only friend.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Randomize
