How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
