Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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