So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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