After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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