i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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