I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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