i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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