He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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