perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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