Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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