I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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