the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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